Monday, April 06, 2009

Four Cylinders and 400 Pounds of Steel Between My Thighs


High-tensile steel, to be exact.

I was nervous. Not sure what to expect. Would it hurt? Would I regret it later? Would I fall off? Would I turn into a "bad" girl?

The answers: No, No, No, Maybe.

This weekend I had the pleasure of my first motorcycle ride.

(I have no idea what high-tensile steel is.)

But I like it!

Although it was slightly chilly and very windy on Saturday afternoon, I donned my cowboy boots for a thrilling ride through the DC suburbs on a cherry red motorcycle.

Maybe you saw me . . . yellow fleece, gripping my companion in fear as we tooled up 14th street through Columbia Heights around noon.

Faster than a race horse, more powerful than a Vespa, and able to leap . . . well, nothing that I could tell, but my riding companion would like to leap something. I said he would have to wait until I was not on the back.

He agreed, but he did take me for quite a ride nonetheless. And although it left me sore in all kinds of places . . . seriously, why do my stomach muscles hurt? . . . Fiery Nuggets will ride again!

So, now that I'm living life on the edge, I might just invest in some leather.

3 comments:

Malnurtured Snay said...

I want a motorcycle! (Preferably one with assorted anti-tourist weaponry).

Alex said...

"I took my GPZ out for a ride,
the engine felt good between my thighs"

-- Lou Reed

LiLu said...

I've only been on one once, and it was Le Awesome, albeit terrifying. And it was a crotch rocket... I think I'd much prefer a cruiser.

Let's see the leather ;-)